It's quite late, but I think my April Fool's story is worth telling.
"Why?" You may ask-
Because of hilarity, that's why.
You see, I was Fooled before I could even wake up...
While I was in my peaceful slumbering state, the digital numbers on the clock flicked to 12:00AM. Some time later, I began to dream.
Dream-Ashley was hanging out with some friends in our local town. It was late at night, and the moonlight was reflecting off the lake. It made for an intense romantic atmosphere for Dream-Me and an attractive foreign fellow, who was supposedly tagging along with the friends.
Dream-Me and Foreign-Fellow parted from the group to find a more secluded spot. As we were wandering around, we noticed an old man walking around. We tried to run away, since the old man was evil (Dream Logic). He noticed us before we could hide around a corner, and began chasing us through the streets. Dream-Me and Foreign-Fellow reached our group of friends, who were a "safe zone" (again, Dream Logic), when I woke up.
I sat in bed for a while, partially confused, but laughing. Apparently, I can't even get laid in my dreams!
In conclusion:
No more romance shows before bed.